I think I'm going to put this out here just to see what happens. If you're a scammer, please don't bother. If you do send me a legitimate question, I'll probably reply. Leave me your preferred contact method.. email, text, social and include the address, tag, whatever.
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My Address, As If

1234 I'm sure you probably could find me Drive. 
SomeTown, MO 94125
123-456-7890

Please be advised that I won't be putting my address online directly. However if you do try and find me, knock on the front door, we can chat about BBQ, Tech, Jesus, or Guns..